Every once in a while, we all need to find some humor in our lives. Here are some of my favorite supply chain, manufacturing, procurement, and other jokes
Today humor is needed, especially as the supply chain has been turned upside down with COVID lockdowns, out-of-control shipping costs, and container vessels that never leave port. I hope these jokes will bring a smile to your face and help you laugh out loud.
Table of Contents
- 40 Of Our Favorite Supply Chain, Manufacturing, and Other Jokes
- 1. – Supply Chain Manager’s Are Fulfilled
- 2. – Counting Widgets
- 3. -A Priest, A Solider and An Engineer
- 4. – Machinery and Cents
- 5. – Operation Managers Are Bilingual
- 6. – The Three Chinese Friends
- 7. -Logistical Nightmare
- 8. – Changing the Lightbulb
- 9. – The Near-Death Supplier
- 10. – The Supply Chain Song
- 11. – COVID 19 and Vegas
- 12. – Supply Chain Planners
- 13. – Master Zhi and The American Manufacturer
- 14. – MIssing Inventory
- 15. – Responsible Employee
- 16. – Procurement and the Manager
- 17. – The Manufacturing Expert
- 18. – Manufacturing Table Tops
- 19. – Children’s Playground Manufacturing.
- 20. – Submarine Manufacturing
- 21. – Boeing Spring mattresses
- 22. – Dracula Toy Manufacturing
- 23. – Nuts and Bolts Manufacturing
- 24. – Glass Coffin Manufacturing
- 25. – Satis-Factory
- 26. -Calculator Manufacturing
- 27. – Break Up Of Shipping Containers And Cargo Ships
- 28. – Common Currency Issues
- 29. – Seize Food
- 30. – Supply Chain and Girl Friends
- 31. – Coffee Beans And Competition
- 32. – The Happy Job!
- 33. – Global Trade Agreements
- 34. – Container Talk
- 35. – Ship Sick
- 36. – Weather Man Vs. Supply Chain Manager
- 37. – Strong Box
- 38. – The Sole Survivor
- 39. – Dead Weight
- 40. – Ocean and Cargo Ship
- Frequently Asked Questions
- Related Content
40 Of Our Favorite Supply Chain, Manufacturing, and Other Jokes
Humor has a fantastic ability to bring us together, even in tough times. We all need a little cheering up now and again, so why not do it with funny supply chain jokes?
From manufacturing laughs to smart shipping puns – we’ve got something for everyone!
Read on to discover 40 supply chain, manufacturing, and other jokes will help to brighten up your day and add some humor to your life:
1. – Supply Chain Manager’s Are Fulfilled
If lawyers are disbarred, clergypersons defrocked, electricians should be delighted, cowboys deranged, drycleaners depressed, and supply chain managers fulfilled.
2. – Counting Widgets
Why will someone say there are 1 billion stars in the universe, and you will believe them, but if you tell an inventory manager there are 20 widgets in stock, they will make you count them?
3. -A Priest, A Solider and An Engineer
A priest, a soldier, and an engineer were scheduled to be executed during the French Revolution. The priest is brought to the guillotine and lies on the table. The executioner pulls the cord, and the heavy steel blade descends… then shudders to a stop in the middle of the track. The executioner proclaims, “This is a sign from God that we should spare the life of this priest” The priest is set free to the delight of the cheering crowd.
Next, the soldier is brought up and laid on the table. The cord is pulled, and the blade again shudders to a halt in the same place. The executioner proclaims, “The grace of God is extended even to this soldier!” The crowd goes wild with joy!
The engineer is brought up and laid on the table. Looking up, the engineer points upward, saying to the executioner, “You know if you tighten that one bolt right there, this thing will work.”
4. – Machinery and Cents
The United States Mint Office decided to save some money on making their US coins; they bought a cheap coin-making machine from China.
The machine stopped working, and an Engineer was brought in to try to fix the machine. As the engineer looked at the machine, he realized that the hardware was completely different from the other American machines, and he did not understand how the Chinese coin machine worked.
In frustration, he screamed, “I do not understand this machine; it makes no cents!”
5. – Operation Managers Are Bilingual
All operation managers are bilingual because they can speak English and profanity.
6. – The Three Chinese Friends
Chu, Bu, and Fu all decided to immigrate to America. To make it easier for them and to be able to get their visas, they decide to take on American names.
The Chu became Chuck
Bu became Buck
And Fu….decided to stay in China.
7. -Logistical Nightmare
Why did the supply chain manager always wake up in the middle of the night with a cold sweat?
He was having another logistical nightmare.
8. – Changing the Lightbulb
How many people in business does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to find a contractor. Another will make contracts with an insurance agent to buy electrical accident insurance. Another is to manage the stock price. Another is to organize the supply chains of the lightbulbs. Another is to deal with inspectors. Another is to deal with human resources. Another is to import the bulbs from China. After all this, you are lucky if your lightbulb will work and only be out of stock for the next 2 days.
9. – The Near-Death Supplier
If you are a supplier and think nobody cares if you are alive or dead, try missing a couple of delivery dates.
10. – The Supply Chain Song
What do you get if you play a supply chain country song backward? You get your revenue, your margins, and your on-time delivery back.
11. – COVID 19 and Vegas
I wish Covid-19 had started in Las Vegas.
Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
12. – Supply Chain Planners
How many supply chain planners does it take to change a light bulb? None the light bulbs are late and not shipping.
13. – Master Zhi and The American Manufacturer
In a Zen monastery in the mountains of China, an American manufacturer decided to go to the monastery for some reflection and meditation.
When he was there, he had questions about life in China that he was sure Master Zhi could help him answer.
The American found Master Zhi and asked:
“Master Zhi, why does everyone say that the Chinese people all look alike?”
He pauses for a moment and looks into the American manufacturer’s eyes and answers:
“I’m not Master Zhi.”
14. – MIssing Inventory
The easiest way to find that missing inventory is to place a new Purchase Order.
15. – Responsible Employee
An employer advertises for a Buyer and in the job description says, “For this buyer’s job, we need someone responsible.
An applicant replies and says, ” I am the one you want; in my last procurement job, every time there was a problem, they said I was responsible.
16. – Procurement and the Manager
A Procurement planner says to the Manager, “what do you like most, my new forecast or my inventory projections?” The Manager looks at all the Excel spreadsheets and replies, “I like your sense of humor.”
17. – The Manufacturing Expert
A manufacturing plant was in trouble, and nobody knew why. The plant owner finally brought in an expert to fix the problem.
The expert walks in, inspects the equipment, takes out a piece of chalk, marks one unit with an X mark, and promptly leaves.
The plant owner replaces the machine, and voila! Everything’s great working again.
The expert’s invoice reaches the owner a week later – $5000. The owner is outraged – 5 grand for drawing one measly X mark on a machine. The plant owner writes a letter demanding an itemized bill, so he could ‘review expenses.’
The expert obliges and sends him an itemized bill as follows –
- Chalk Cost – USD 1.00
- X Mark – USD 1.00
- Knowing Where To Put The X – USD 4,998.00
18. – Manufacturing Table Tops
What is the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?
It is so counterproductive.
19. – Children’s Playground Manufacturing.
I just lost my job manufacturing children’s playground apparatus
This children’s playground industry is all swings and roundabouts
20. – Submarine Manufacturing
I used to work for a submarine manufacturing company.
Unfortunately, it all went under
21. – Boeing Spring mattresses
If Boeing was a Spring mattress manufacturing company,
They would name their spring mattresses “*Boing* 747”.
22. – Dracula Toy Manufacturing
My friend and I started a business manufacturing Count Dracula toys
I was not very happy as I had to make every second Count
23. – Nuts and Bolts Manufacturing
They asked how my job manufacturing nuts and bolts were going.
I told them it was quite “riveting.”
24. – Glass Coffin Manufacturing
I decided to start a glass coffin manufacturing business.
My banker asked me if I thought it would be successful.
I replied to him that it “remains to be seen.”
25. – Satis-Factory
What do you call pleasing manufacturing?
You can say it is satis-factory.
26. -Calculator Manufacturing
I recently had to sell my calculator manufacturing business.
The numbers I saw just were not “adding up.”
27. – Break Up Of Shipping Containers And Cargo Ships
Why did the shipping container break up with the cargo ship?
Because it couldn’t handle the pressure of being shipped around the world
28. – Common Currency Issues
Why did the global trade negotiations fail?
Because they couldn’t come to a common currency.
29. – Seize Food
Why did the customs agent get into the seafood business?
Because he loved to seize food.
30. – Supply Chain and Girl Friends
Why did the supply chain manager break up with his girlfriend?
Because he was always shipping her around.
31. – Coffee Beans And Competition
Why did the coffee beans refuse to be part of global trade?
Because they didn’t want to be brewed with the competition.
32. – The Happy Job!
Why was the supply chain analyst always happy? Because he always had a “fulfilling” job.
33. – Global Trade Agreements
Why did the global trade agreement get cancelled?
It just didn’t “export” the way they wanted it to.
34. – Container Talk
What did one container say to the other container?
“I’m a little crate-y.”
35. – Ship Sick
Why did the global trade shipper go to the doctor?
He was feeling “ship sick.”
36. – Weather Man Vs. Supply Chain Manager
What’s the difference between a supply chain manager and a weatherman?
The weatherman is usually right at least once a day.
37. – Strong Box
Why did the shipping container go to the gym?
To become a strong box.
38. – The Sole Survivor
What do you call a shipment of sneakers that got lost at sea?
A sole survivor.
39. – Dead Weight
Why did the shipping company charge extra for transporting dead batteries?
Because they were carrying a dead weight.
40. – Ocean and Cargo Ship
What did the ocean say to the cargo ship?
Nothing, it just waved.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What are logistics jokes?
Logistics jokes are jokes that are related to the field of logistics, which involves the planning, implementation, and control of the movement of goods and services.
What are some common logistics puns?
Some common logistics puns include “I’m a logistical nightmare” and “I’m always on the move.”
What are purchasing jokes?
Purchasing jokes are jokes that are related to the field of purchasing, which involves the procurement of goods and services for a company or organization
What are some common purchasing jokes?
Some common purchasing jokes include “Why did the procurement officer cross the road? To get a better price” and “Why did the purchasing manager break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a high-maintenance supplier.”
Are logistics jokes only for people in the logistics industry?
No, logistics jokes can be enjoyed by anyone who appreciates a good joke. They may be especially entertaining for those who work in the logistics industry, but they can be enjoyed by anyone.
What is the difference between a logistics joke and a purchasing joke?
A logistics joke is related to the movement of goods and services, while a purchasing joke is related to the procurement of goods and services. While there may be some overlap between the two fields, they are distinct areas of focus
Are there any downsides to using logistics jokes or puns in the workplace?
While logistics jokes and puns can be a fun way to lighten the mood in the workplace, it is important to be mindful of the audience and avoid offensive or inappropriate jokes.
How can I come up with my own logistics, purchasing, or chain jokes?
To come up with your own jokes, try brainstorming ideas related to the field or topic you are interested in. Look for opportunities to use wordplay or exaggeration to create humor. Practice telling your jokes to friends or colleagues to refine them and get feedback
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